An Open Letter

Last Updated on Saturday, 17 July 2010 14:57 Written by Mehmet Ali ANIL Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:31

Dear physics research funders,

I just wanted to inform you that the indecipherably handwritten product under special research equipment category in that bill is most likely to be an espresso machine.

But care must be taken. The need for a coffee machine is of pure spiritual reasons, and must be subject to respect as if it is a shrine, as it can be seen clearly by observing of the site, the coffee machine has an obvious socio-cultural equivalence to a place of worship. We should respect each others beliefs.

That's why I suggest these expenses to be covered from the funds that are meant for religious services. This way, it will be the most suitable.

God roast you all.